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(that's me)

Ah, what is there to say about me? Who knows, I guess I'm a little weird. That's what everyone says anyway. As soon as I find a good picture of myself I'll try to put it on here. ( It could be a really long time, so don't hold your breath or anything.) I'm glad that you, my friend, enjoyed my genius (or lunacy,drunkenness, whatever...) enough that you wanted to know more about the Mastermind ( I don't really like the word "Mastermind" it makes me sound so power-hungry) that put it all together. Well, for starters I --- hey, you wanna know what Wile E. Coyote sounds like? Pheeeeewwwww... puff!-- like to sing to songs on the radio when I'm in the car whether there's anyone in there with me or not. Which is, in my case,  usually with, because everyone that knows me knows my "driving situation." ( Hey there, no pretending you don't know me either) I also enjoy writing songs and, I must say, I am pretty good at it. To read the lyrics of my original, and very popular, song titled "Kamikaze" click on it! Now if that doesn't make you want me to write you a song then I don't know what will. I'm almost as good at writing songs as I am at web authoring. By the way, did you know that a Fourth-of-July rocket sounds something like this: Pheeeeeeewwwww... boom!? Well, now that you still know nothing about me I would like to say that this page is not completely useless- you just spent your time reading it! I know YOU wouldn't spend your time on anything that wasn't worthwhile, now would you? You still have the opportunity to learn what a bomb sounds like.

PPPPPPPHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww... Kaboom!

Ha Ha Ha, that sure was funny!